'Expedition Impossible' recap: I Love Lamp

expedition-impossible.jpgRecap of last week's events: Chad getting gassed, Mom from Mom's Army having issues and Grandpa's Warriors edging out Latin Persuasion to stay in the competition.

Dave Salmoni has assembled all of the teams to remind them the last team to complete the next stage will be eliminated. At this point, everyone's like, "Isn't that the only thing we're all striving for right now?" It becomes apparent, though, that there's actually something at stake for striving to place well (more on that shortly).

Stage 2 will be taking place at the Ancient Rabat Kasbah. Teams will hike half a mile to a horse outpost where 36 Arabian stallions await. Ladies swoon. Oh wait... they mean actual stallions. From there they will ride seven miles to the next checkpoint. Keeping in mind these people had all sorts of issues staying atop camels, can we expect a death here when they try to manage spirited wild horses? Please?

AJ from Fab 3 lets us in on his hatred for horses. He shatters gay stereotypes by worrying what will happen if a horse hoof catches him in his pretty face. Way to set the human rights movement back a few days, man.