'Glee': 'Jewish cloud,' 'Finn can fly?' and more Heather Morris quotes

glee-heather-morris-snake-britney-320.jpg"Glee's" Heather Morris finally gets her time to shine in the "Britney/Brittany" episode, but it isn't just about her awesome dancing skills.

Fans get some quality Brittany (Morris) time. Previously, she always had a random line here and there that made us laugh, but we had to wait for them.

This episode is chock full of hilarious or oddball lines though, and we were hard-pressed to pick just the best ones for our Brittany Notable Quotables gallery. The biggest bit of background we got on Brittany is a) Her full name -- Brittany S. Pierce and b) Because of her name, she lives her "entire life in Britney's shadow."

Here are some of the best and worst Brittany lines of the night:


Mr. Schue: "Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?"
Brittany: "He discovered America."

To Santana after she's assured she doesn't have to sing a Britney Spears song:

"Thank you for understanding. It's been a hard road."

"I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist."

"The room is like the one in the spaceship where I got probed."

"Please don't pull all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby but with boobs."

"I'm more talented than all of you. I see that now. It's Brittany, bitches."

Looking at Jacob Ben Israel's afro: "Looks like a Jewish cloud.

After Rachel uses a metaphor of not strangling a little bird, but letting it fly, to describe her relationship to Finn, Brittany asks:
"Finn can fly?"

"Next week I'm performing a musical number by Ke$ha."  

A few other non-Brittany quotes from the episode:


Santana about Rachel's fashion sense: "Japanese businessman with a dark specific fetish"
Artie: "Every day Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grow stronger."
Coach Bieste: "Don't just stare at me like a donkey with a wooden leg."
Emma to Will" "You look like a cast member of 'Kids, Incorporated.'"
Principal Figgins: "Fresh off the last-place finish at the Regionals ... "

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