Scarlett's 'Pearl-y' return, Kate's rekindled, Mischa's charged!

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If you loved Scarlett Johansson in "The Girl with a Pearl Earring," you'll adore her in "The Other Boleyn Girl," a kind of "Gossip Girl" take on the Boleyn sisters' rivalry (Natalie Portman plays Anne) over King Henry VIII, played by a brooding Eric Bana.

Yes, Anne won. But talk about losing your head over a guy ...

My question is why weren't these two babes asked to present at the Oscars on Sunday? Seems like a no-brainer. The bodice-ripper opens on Feb. 28 and these girls sure would have boosted the show's sagging ratings! 

Remember what Scarlett's red dress at the Golden Globes did to E! Red Carpet fashion fop Isaac Mizrahi!  He actually grabbed her chest. And he's openly gay!

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Click here to check out the amazing "Boleyn" period frocks designed by award-winning costume designer Sandy ("Shakespeare in Love") Powell.

Are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson back on again?

I'm sure everyone is relieved to know that Naomi Campbell is resting comfortably after having a small cyst removed. 

Okay, why have this done in Brazil?

Move over, Angelina! Here's a sneak peek at Hollywood's top secret weapon, the very hottest new actress. 

Mischa Barton was formally charged with four counts, including DUI and possession of marijuana. Gosh, it's almost like she's emulating Marissa Cooper's mistakes. Let's hope she's learned her lesson and doesn't end up like poor Marissa did on "The O.C.!"

Photos: Sony Pictures/WireImage

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