Important question of the day: Is Bradley Cooper more desirable than Haagen-Dazs ice cream?
A new commercial advertising Haagen-Dazs ice cream makes a bold statement: Their product is more desirable to women than movie heartthrob Bradley Cooper.
Is the gourmet ice cream company correct? Or would any sane woman take Cooper over a few spoonfuls of even the best ice cream. Watch the video of the commercial and then make your own decision.
The minute-long video begins with Cooper hanging out at a swanky party with a tub of Haagen-Dazs, an activity we will assume is habitual for the movie star. Suddenly, a beautiful woman spots the man from across the room and approaches. The two lovely people find some privacy, and Cooper begins to look excited as he is thrown onto a couch.
But wait! All is not as it seems. Before Bradley can act on his non-ice cream related desires, the woman is gone -- and so is the ice cream. Although Cooper is left with an empty spoon, this only serves to sexualize the enjoyment of what appears to be French Vanilla.
Now, as any woman knows, ice cream is a very acceptable substitute for the absence of a man. Would women give up the chance for passion and romance with Bradley Cooper for that ice cream though? The answer is most likely no.
Especially if that ice cream is plain old vanilla. At least let us decide between the Sexiest Man Alive and chocolate, Haagen-Dazs!