Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer split? Who dumped whom?

Johnmayerjenniferaniston John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have reportedly called it quits.

Again.

Perfect timing!

John made a tasty piece of arm candy for the award season -– especially facing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on Oscar night. And he was a great date for Jen on red carpets for both her films -– "Marley & Me" and "He's Just Not That Into You."

After Jennifer returned from eating dog biscuits with Owen Wilson to promote "Marley" in Europe, Hollywood's hottest couple were inexplicably kaput, according to People. Just like that? Wow.

"They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other," says a People source. "Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy."

A second source says it was Mayer who broke up with Aniston after she returned from Europe.

Oh, no. Here we go again with that "I ended a relationship to be alone" and "I don't want to waste someone's time if something's not right" business.

Don't go talking to TMZ, dude! She will cut you!

In a recent interview with British paper Mail on Sunday, Aniston said she didn't believe any relationship meant to last a lifetime. "Whoever said that every relationship has to last forever? That's hoping for too much."

But an awards season and a couple of red carpets, that's like totally doable.

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Photo: John and Jen cuddle at Vanity Fair for the cameras. Credit : WireImage

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