'Jersey Shore's' Ronnie Ortiz Magro bottles Smush Cocktails
The flavors: Light Smooshjito Mojito, Light Cosmush Cosmo and Light Smooshita Margarita. The drinks allegedly contain just 34 calories, reports the Examiner, and will be in stores this summer -- just in time for "Jersey Shore's" sixth season.
No word yet on whether the new cocktails will contain Ron Ron Juice's secret ingredient: Jägermeister.
The brand already has its own Twitter feed. And though a website bearing the company's name exists, it contains no information about the Magro-backed cocktails.