Jon Gosselin 101: How to Use a Tool

Jongosselin There are way too many characters in the Jon Gosselin soap opera now. We fear we may be beginning to lose the plot.

Following on the heels of Star magazine's online post Wednesday (July 22) night that their reporter Kate Major went to do a story on Gosselin only to return a smitten kitten, today's revelation is that Major has resigned her position with the magazine over the conflict of interest.

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However, there are conflicting reports about what Jon thinks about all this.

Jongosselin_katemajor RadarOnline says Gosselin claims that he was tricked by Major and that she's making the whole thing up.

Oooooh, maybe it's like when Patty Hewes fake fires Tom on "Damages" each season. Perhaps Star is in collusion with Major to sell magazines. Print is dying after all.

On the other hand, when Life & Style asked Gosselin directly about Major he gave them the classic, "You'll have to call Rubenstein," referring to his newly hired PR firm Rubenstein Communications.

We do know that reports of Gosselin and Major took his supposed fiancee Hailey Glassman by surprise since she told People magazine that it was news to her and "I still love Jon and Jon still loves me." However, according to People, she also broke into tears when she said this so she might not be so certain about their love.

Jongosselin_haileyglassman Now, here's where the plot starts to get really muddled.

Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael and Jill Zarin of "The Real Housewives of New York" are on-the-scene as well, but we're pretty sure they're just cameos in this drama. Sure, Lohan is trying to make his role a larger one by going to the press to tell them at Jon & Kate 2.0 spent the night at his house and clearing up the reason she resigned from Star, but poor Jill appears to be a hapless bystander who happened to be recognized.

We hope.

For someone who said he was tired of living his life in front of the cameras, Gosselin sure has done a 180. Then again, what else are you going to do with a tool other than use him ... uh ... we mean it.

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