Katie Couric talks to Sarah Palin AGAIN! Tina Fey, RU watching?

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This just in: Here is this weekend's script for "Saturday Night Live's" political skit starring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler:

The official transcript of Katie Couric's second chat with Gov. Sarah Palin, which airs tonight on the CBS Evening News.

Couric, like a blond pit bull with lipstick, grills Sarah about homosexuality, abortion, drilling in Alaska, evolution, feminism, the morning after pill and how, like, really ancient Joe Biden is. ...

And it turns out that even John McCain doesn't agree with his running mate on Alaskan drilling!

Read it and chuckle:

COURIC: The vice presidential candidates hold their one and only debate this Thursday night in St. Louis. Joe Biden and Sarah Palin spent part of this day preparing, separately, of course. Before that debate prep, I spent some time with Gov. Palin on the campaign trail. AND, in an exclusive interview, she spoke frankly about a number of controversial issues, including at least one disagreement with Sen. McCain.

The day began early. After being briefed by her staff, Sarah Palin heads out with her 14-year-old daughter Willow in tow.

"So nice to meet you," CBS News anchor Katie Couric said to Willow.


At 8 a.m., Palin hit the ground running -- accompanied by Couric.


"Do you have any down-time, though?" Couric asked Palin.


"I get to go running every day, which is my sanity," Palin said. "Sweat is my sanity."


First, a photo-op with hotel staff.


Then it's off to the McCain campaign plane, where CBS News was invited up front to ask a handful of questions. Couric asked Palin whether she considers herself a feminist.


"I do," Palin said. "I'm a feminist who, uh, believes in equal rights, and I believe that women certainly today have every opportunity that a man has to succeed, and to try to do it all, anyway. And I'm very, very thankful that I've been brought up in a family where gender hasn't been an issue. You know, I've been expected to do everything growing up that the boys were doing. We were out chopping wood and you're out hunting and fishing and filling our freezer with good wild Alaskan game to feed our family. So it kinda started with that."


Couric: Before a rally in Columbus, Ohio, the candidates sat down with me for their first joint interview, where McCain and Palin focused on energy policy.


Couric: Gov. Palin, almost every expert says it will take about 10 years for domestic drilling to have an impact on consumers. So isn't the notion of "drill, baby, drill" a little misleading to people who think this will automatically lower their gas prices, and quickly?


Palin: And it's why we should have started 10 years ago tapping into domestic supplies that America is so rich in. Alaska has billions of barrels of oil and hundreds of trillions of cubic feet of clean, green natural gas onshore and off-shore. Should have started doing it 10 years ago, but better late than never. It's gotta be an all-of-the-above approach to energy independence.


Couric: Gov. Palin, I know you'd like to see drilling take place in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. And Sen. McCain, you oppose this. You call it, quote: "one of the most pristine and beautiful parts of the world."


McCain: Uh huh.


Couric: Who's right?


McCain: Did you expect two mavericks to agree on -- to agree on everything? Look, I ... we just have, we'll be talking more and more about this issue. We do agree on the off-shore drilling and other means of limiting our dependence on foreign oil. But for us to agree on everything would make us, I think, a little boring. You can ... say a lot about us, but we're anything but boring. Palin has brought plenty of energy to the campaign, attracting huge, enthusiastic crowds, like one at Capital University.


Couric: Her trademark feistiness is on display as she delivers a punchy sound bite about her rival, Joe Biden.


"I'm looking forward to meeting him too. I've never met him before. But I've been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, second grade," she said at a campaign rally.


Couric: You have a 72-year-old running mate -- is that kind of a risky thing to say, insinuating that Joe Biden's been around a while?


Palin: Oh, no, it's nothing negative at all. He's got a lot of experience and just stating the fact there, that we've been hearing his speeches for all these years. So he's got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I'm the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he's got the experience.


Couric: And when it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?


Palin: I've read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media.


Couric: What, specifically?


Palin: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years.


Couric: Can you name a few?


Palin: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news too. Alaska isn't a foreign country, where it's kind of suggested, "Wow, how could you keep in touch with what the rest of Washington, D.C., may be thinking when you live up there in Alaska?" Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America.


Then it's off to the bus where she sits down for a wide-ranging interview.


Couric: What's your position on global warming? Do you believe it's man-made or not?


Palin: Well, we're the only Arctic state, of course, Alaska. So we feel the impacts more than any other state, up there with the changes in climates. And certainly, it is apparent. We have erosion issues. And we have melting sea ice, of course. So what I've done up there is form a sub-Cabinet to focus solely on climate change. Understanding that it is real. And ...


Couric: Is it man-made, though, in your view?


Palin: You know there are -- there are man's activities that can be contributed to the issues that we're dealing with now, these impacts. I'm not going to solely blame all of man's activities on changes in climate. Because the world's weather patterns are cyclical. And over history we have seen change there. But kind of doesn't matter at this point, as we debate what caused it. The point is: It's real; we need to do something about it.


Couric: If a 15-year-old is raped by her father, do you believe it should be illegal for her to get an abortion, and why?

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