Ke$ha's 'Blow' video: So James Van Der Beek and a dozen unicorns walk into a bar...
Apparently the two have some sort of rivalry, because when they spot each other from across the room, heated glances are exchanged and underwear is taken off while the two remain fully-clothed, "Zoolander"-style.
They pause in the middle for a little dialogue, which includes such glorious non sequiturs as "Munster is like edible lactose gold."
Indeed, and apparently unicorns hemorrhage rainbows. Not on board yet? Just watch: