Kim Kardashian and Kanye West splitting up?
A "world exclusive" from MediaTakeOut claims that "Kim and Kanye Have Reportedly Split!!!" Perhaps anticipating confusion over how one can exclusively share a reported incident, MTO explains that they'd received word "that a MAJOR news publication will SHORTLY be reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have SPLIT!!!" Uh, okay. (Also, what's with that punctuation?)
The questionable exclusive report continues, "The [publication] reportedly has a high level snitch who is saying that the pair has agreed to split - but are not going to announce anything until after this season of 'Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,' and after Kanye's album release this summer...The word is that the couple is scared of all the bad press that they'd receive if they split so soon...As for the 'baby'...we'll see what happens."
Let's recap: A major publication will shortly report that Kardashian and West have split, though the couple themselves won't for months, allegedly worrying more about their projects and not their baby. Anyone else's head hurt?
A close Kardashian insider, of course, refutes the story, telling Gossip Cop it's "not true."