Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce: Late night comics weigh in
Here's a quick sample from some of our favorites:
David Letterman: "Yeah, she's getting a divorce. Apparently, people say they actually had trouble at the altar. It started at the altar. They were bickering at the altar. Yeah, and now they're fighting over custody of the cake...And her soon to be ex-husband is an NBA basketball player, and Kim says that it was not really a divorce, it's just part of a five-player trade."
Jay Leno: "Who could have seen this coming? After just 72 days of marriage, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have filed for divorce. Only married 72 days. But in Hollywood that's not bad...and to their credit they did try 20 minutes of counseling."
Jimmy Kimmel: "After 72 days of wedded bliss, Kim Kardashian and her NBA player husband Kris Humphries are splitting up. She has decided not to pick his option up for another season...I thought they'd be together for at least another five-to-10 Us Weekly covers...Kim has asked that her fans and the media give her a complete lack of privacy during this difficult time."
Craig Ferguson: "Of all the seven billion people in the world, no one is surprised that Kim Kardashian is getting divorced...I called it, but I didn't call it that fast. I said like a year. But that's fast...If two celebrities who hardly know each other get married for a TV show can't make it, what hope is there for any of us."