Kristen Stewart cheats on Rob Pattinson: The best Robsten fan reactions from Tumblr
And we, being the incredibly sensitive people that we are, began to trawl the "Robsten" tag on Tumblr, the fandom-friendly blogging service, for the most incredible reactions to the scandal.
Let's dig in, shall we? Cook up some popcorn.gif, kids, because we're about to have some Tumblr fun.
Of course, there are the fans who not only believed in Rob and Kristen's epic love, but grew so invested that they, too, felt that they were involved in the relationship.
The standard love-is-dead response, with a serving of denial on the side.
When overwhelmed by angst, one must turn to poetry.
This one is so horrifying, we can't even bring ourselves to laugh at it -- this person would prefer that Stewart had been drugged (and, therefore, assaulted) than believe that she just kissed another guy. Because that would be less nightmarish.
Gaga, Queen of the Robsten Fans.
We'll let this one stand sans comment:
How did people express their emotions before .gifs of Zooey Deschanel eating ice cream existed?
Fan-fiction takes a heartbreaking turn.
Stewart does not cheapen relationships by talking about them. She prefers to cheapen relationships the old fashioned way.
Finally, Stewart drops the L-bomb... but it's all wrong.
And, last but certainly not least, an emotional "Leave Kristen alone!" video blog from the ever-dependable NuttyMadam.