Lindsay Lohan looks for love on eHarmony: 'I'm so alone'
OK, Lindsay Lohan's mock eHarmony personal profile on funnyordie.com is halfway funny.
Albeit totally sad. This poor girl really is addicted to attention, isn't she?
Good, bad, whatever. She's incapable of being alone.
At this rate, she's never gonna get her act together.
What say we ignore her and see if she grows up?
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