'Oprah: Only 3 years to live' cover shenanigans

Oprahwinfrey_mct_290 Oprah Winfrey only has three years before her world domination comes to an end ... if you believe the fear-mongering, sensationalizing tabloid the National Enquirer. Forgive us if we're a bit more than skeptical.

Check out the cover featuring a shocked-looking Oprah:

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Said celeb rag brought in "experts" to review the talk show host's medical history -- but not the patient herself. They claim that her yo-yoing weight and her faulty thyroid will send her into "an early grave." She's reportedly considering surgery to have her thyroid removed, but will keep the operation plans a "secret from her fans."

That's convenient for the Enquirer.

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