'Real Housewives of New Jersey' postmortem: Final thoughts on Bravo's newest bitches

Teresagiudice I mean...

I'd been waiting to see last night's episode of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" for a couple months now. The brilliant people at Bravo wisely teased us with a tiny bit of that "Teresa turning tables over and hurling profanity" footage long ago, so I tuned in eagerly yesterday evening to finally see what the fuss was about.

Who would've guessed it was all because Danielle uttered a couple sentences that made Teresa feel stupid? You know, that's what that was about. Teresa's the type of girl that gets called ditzy I'm sure and when Danielle made her feel like a dummy in front of everyone, she lost her sh-t. Too bad for her and her new bubbies. She looked like a lunatic.

Danielle, on the other hand, here's my analysis: She may not have all her marbles, but I don't think she's a bad person. Still, there was really no reason for her to bring that stupid book to the dinner. She likes trouble, so I'm not going to feel sorry for her. She wanted drama and she got it.

That said, though I like Caroline and Dina, it was good to see them called out. The two of them -- Dina especially -- are not always nice and they needed to take responsibility for their part in Danielle's name being dragged through the mud. Kudos to Jacqueline for coming to Danielle's defense and telling the truth about her sister-in-laws' actions despite knowing she'd catch the family's wrath for it. Jacqueline is a truly good person and I hope Caroline and Dina recognize that.

Don't you agree?

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