Get your 'I'M dating Jon!' T-shirt while they're hot

Jon-dating-kate-t-shirt In response to the news of Jon Gosselin's latest two conquests -- a party girl with a mug shot and a tabloid reporter (whom Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael Lohan, thinks of "as a daughter) -- is selling "No Kate, I'M Dating Jon" t-shirts.

Click here to get yours fast. is chuckling that "Within the span of two days, two women have declared their love for the father-of-eight -- aspiring designer Hailey Glassman and former Star mag editor Kate Major. What a player!"

We at the Dish Rag can't wait to get our  limited edition "No Kate, I'M Dating Jon" T.

Definitely a conversation starter.

And way funnier than those Mrs. Pitt and Mrs. Affleck Ts.

More Jon and Kate Gosselin dish:

Jon Gosselin plans a children clothing line? With his new girlfriend?

Star reporter tricked Jon Gosselin? What a rube...

Kate Gosselin's unappetizing food book on the back burner!

Will Jon Gosselin's girlfriend appear on the show? Euuuw.

"Jon & Kate" on hiatus after divorce announcement

Will Jon and Kate announce their divorce tonight?

Kate Gosselin spanks her daughter Leah. Ouch!

Jon Gosselin parties with 23-year-old on Kate's 34th birthday. Ouch.

Nadya Suleman rips Kate Gosselin for having a tummy tuck. Really?