Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllanhaal break up, record execs hear cash register noises

swift-gyllenhaal.jpgWho had January 4 in the office pool? Congratulations.

People confirms that Taylor Swift has broken up with the latest in her long list of famous paramours, "Love and Other Drugs" star Jake Gyllenhaal.

The couple spent the Thanksgiving holiday together, and they were seen doing adorable, hit-single-worthy things like holding hands while drinking hot chocolate together in early December.

But by the time Christmas rolled around, the pair had split, so we estimate that Swift wrote approximately forty-seven breakup songs by New Year's Eve. Some angry, some sad, some about Reese Witherspoon's engagement... and probably one or two about Joe Jonas and that guy Drew she crushed on in high school, for good measure.

We're sure that the record execs at Big Machine are already picking out the yacht that her inevitable breakup single will buy them next year.

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