'The Neighbors' holiday gift guide: Presents for the Zabvronians on your list
"Food Photography: From Snapshots to Great Shots"($16.34) - Eat like a Zabvronian with this beautifully illustrated book of food photos.
"Alien Worlds: Your Guide to Extraterrestrial Life" ($16.99) - Could Zabvronians be real? Probably not, but this book would tell you if they were.
"Lives of Athletes" ($21.99) - What's your Zabvronian name? This book about famous athletes should give you some ideas.
"The Neighbors: The Complete First Season" DVD ($34.99) - Find out how it all began with the first season. It's much better than they told you.
Golf polo shirt ($60.00) - Be sure to get your golfing outfits in matching colors. And start with a lovely polo shirt.
Larry Bird Celtics jersey ($90.00) - Honor your favorite Zabvronian supreme leader with his hero's basketball jersey.
Pie of the Month club ($162.75) - Since you never know when new neighbors are going to move in, you need a steady supply of pies handy. That's where the Pie of the Month club comes in -- they send the pies right to your door!
Golf cart ($1018.12) - Driving is dangerous and totally unnecessary if you just need to get around a gated community adjacent to the golf course. That's where golf carts come in.
"The Neighbors" airs Fridays at 8:30 p.m. on ABC.