The Situation's Donald Trump roast fail: Worse than we thought

mike-sorrentino-roast.jpgMike "The Situation" Sorrentino may excel at GTL (gym, tan, laundry) and dodging grenades, but when it comes to holding his own amongst a line-up of real stand-up comics, well, the guy is a massive bomb.

As we already reported, the Sitch totally embarrassed himself in an attempt to roast Donald Trump and not even fellow roaster Jeffrey Ross (a veteran of the game) could save him from an utter fail.

But, it turns out the Situation was, well, uglier than we first thought. According to TMZ.com, Sorrentino's routine -- obviously self-penned or written by someone hoping to totally sabotage the unwitting "Jersey Shore" star -- was rife with racial slurs and even deaf "jokes" about roast attendee Marlee Matlin.

Here's a sampling:

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

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"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana..."

"Relax," he continued, "she didnt even hear it. I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  ... have you ever done anything else actually?"


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"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack.' He got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

Stay classy, dude.

Add that to practically poisoning J-WOWW's dogs with peanut butter and Marshmallow Fluff on last week's episode, instigating the latest fight between Ronnie and Sammi and generally behaving like a massive douche and, well, we're... not surprised at all?
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