'The Voice' results: The Top 12 loses two - Who went home?
First two artists two safe: Team Shakira's Kris Thomas and Team Blake's The Swon Brothers
Reaction: These results must be read out of order. There is no way that these two artists were the highest vote earners. No way.
Time for a little music: Blake takes the stage with his team for a performance of Brooks & Dunn's "Play Something Country," which was just a scotch too country for my sensibilities. The crowd seemed to enjoy it, even though they were forced to wear those horrific blinking cowboy hats.
Next two artists safe: Team Adam's Sarah Simmons and Team Usher's Josiah Hawley
Reaction: This saves make much more sense. Simmons is a genuine threat in this competition, with the chops to go all the way, and Hawley makes all the girls (and a good handful of the boy) swoon uncontrollably. It's logical that he'd be around for a bit longer.
Next two artists safe: Team Adam's Judith Hill and Team Blake's Danielle Bradbery
Reaction: Duh. Duh, duh, duh.
Time for a little music: Adam takes the stage with his team for a performance of The Cure's "Love Song." There's a smarmy feel to this in the beginning with them all lounging on those boxes, but they sound absolutely heavenly. I want to live inside this performance.
Next two artists safe: Team Usher's Michelle Chamuel and Team Adam's Amber Carrington
Reaction: Michelle seemed shocked it was her and not Vedo moving on. I wasn't. Amber's a solid choice, but Sasha Allen is still in danger. Not cool.
Final artists safe: Team Blake's Holly Tucker and Team Shakira's Sasha Allen
Eliminated artists: Team Shakira's Garrett Gardner and Team Usher's Vedo
Did the right people get this boot, "Voice" fans?
- Lest you think that Robin Thicke was dying with the way he was sweating on stage, know that his performance was pre-taped yesterday when the studio was experiencing its major A/C issue.
- All the mentors will be returning next week to reconnect with the artists they worked with, except for Team Shakira mentor Joel Madden who's busy filming "The Voice Australia" down under. He'll be replaced by former (and maybe future?) coach Cee Lo Green.
- I will never rid my mind of that image of Zach Swon twisting his face into the Ghostface mask from the "Scream" franchise. Terrifying.
- Everyone in the Top 12 charted on iTunes last night. Good for them.